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Ricky Gervais at Golden Globes 2012
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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn’t affect our sex life.
She may be right, but I’d prefer it if she didn’t have one.
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I had no idea time zones were so far apart…
Just landed in China and it’s fucking New Year apparently.
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Great Audi Quattro ad!
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Yesterday I set my wifi’s name to “Hack this if you can”.
When I checked it today, it was called “Challenge accepted”.
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Dogs are tough.
I’ve been interrogating this one for hours and he still won’t tell me who is a good boy.
I’ve been interrogating this one for hours and he still won’t tell me who is a good boy.
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Scientist - My findings are pointless when taken out of context.
Media - Scientist claims “findings are pointless
Media - Scientist claims “findings are pointless
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Why I wear fluffy socks:
2%: Comfort
3%: Warmth
95%: To slide along the floor like a fucking ninja!
2%: Comfort
3%: Warmth
95%: To slide along the floor like a fucking ninja!
